Writing Prompt / Melons
Inspired by Burg’s dirty little prompt

Boobs, I don’t have none
Freud made up penis envy —
I’m jealous of boobs
Tits, bits, I’ve got shit
Nothing to squeeze or handle —
Flat-chested as fuck
Crane melons are sweet
If I had some I’d boob tweet —
Top trending titties.
Born a titless schmuck
Flat-chested mansplaining boob…