Aug 27, 2022
Thousand views? I'm just trying to make enough $$$ for another pack of Dude Wipes...
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Written by Carlo Zeno
Top writer in poetry and satire. Migrant. Expat. INFP. Poet. Satirist. Tragedian. Tutor. Public Servant.
