Jan 27, 2023
Well done, James. You covered a lot of ground and managed to wring some laughter out of me this morning! : )
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Written by Carlo Zeno
Top writer in poetry and satire. Migrant. Expat. INFP. Poet. Satirist. Tragedian. Tutor. Public Servant.
